330 Printable Clean Funny Jokes For Kids
If you’re the self appointed funny person in the family then these Clean Funny Jokes for Kids will be the perfect thing for you.
Whether you’re looking for joke inspiration, some new material for an upcoming presentation, or even just looking for a chuckle, then we have 100s of jokes for you to look at.
We’ve designed an entire collection of jokes, and even organised them into helpful categories for your easy browsing. Each one contains multiple different jokes, and they’re all available to download for free now!
Perfect for the ‘dad joke’ lover, we’re sure that you’ll find a good laugh here. Keep reading to have some fun discovering them, and learn how to download them today.
What’s Included in our jokes for kids
In this post you will find genuinely hundreds of funny jokes, all on different downloadable worksheets that are organised into categories.
See this list below for some examples of the categories you’ll be able to find below.
Jokes for 5 Year Olds
Silly Jokes for Kids
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Sports Jokes for Kids
Food Jokes for Kids
Weather Jokes for Kids
Christmas Jokes for Kids
Each sheet comes in an easy to download A4 size worksheet that’s the ideal size to print if you wanted to do so.
To download them, all you have to do is decide which categories of jokes you would like to download. Then, just click the blue button underneath the image and this will download the jokes worksheet to your PC or device. It will be in a PDF format that’s easy to use and print out.
Best Jokes For Kids
These jokes are some classic ones to get us started. They’re designed for kids but will be sure to get a laugh out of anyone!
1.Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Answer: Because he wanted to go to high school!
2. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
Answer: A stick!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer: You put a little boogie in it!
5. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Answer: Lunch is on me!
Stupid Jokes For Kids
Here you’ll find some silly jokes that will be enough to ensure you laugh out loud, or at the very least roll your eyes whilst chuckling! Kids love humor like this.
1.Why did the tomato turn into a superhero?
Answer: Because it couldn’t ketchup with the others!
2. What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
Answer: Stop going around in circles, you’re wearing me down!
3. Why don’t bananas ever feel lonely?
Answer: Because they hang out in bunches!
4. What do you call a fly with no wings?
Answer: A walk!
5. Why did the chicken join a band?
Answer: Because it had the drumsticks!
jokes for 5 year olds
These are the perfect simple jokes for those little ones in your life that are around 5 years old or so. They’re silly and simple, but still just as funny.
1.Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear!
3. Why did the cow go moo?
Answer: Because it didn’t know how to whisper!
4. What do you get when you cross a duck and a cow?
Answer: Milk and quackers!
5. What did one snowman say to the other?
Answer: Do you smell carrots?
jokes for kindergartners
These jokes are perfect for kids who are kindergarteners, so just a little older than the last category. They’ll be working out their own sense of humor now they’re around their peers.
1.Why did the cow go to space?
Answer: To see the moooon!
2. What do you call a pig that knows how to fly?
Answer: A pork chop!
3. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Answer: Because it ran out of juice!
4. What did one crayon say to the other?
Answer: Let’s color together!
5. Why did the duck bring a suitcase?
Answer: It was going on a quack-cation!
Random Jokes For Kids Set 1
These jokes include a selection of random but very funny jokes. Your kids are sure to love them, and what’s better is that this is only part one!
1. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it felt crummy!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear!
3. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
Answer: His car got toad away!
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Answer: Nacho cheese!
5. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Answer: A puddle!
Random Jokes For Kids Set 2
This one is part two! We thought this would be the perfect category to make sure there were plenty of jokes included.
1. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Answer: Because it was stuffed!
2. What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Answer: Frostbite!
3. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: They’d crack each other up!
4. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
Answer: A dino-snore!
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Silly Jokes For Kids
We all know that a kid’s sense of humor tends to be silly and fun. So make sure to keep them entertained with all of these classic silly jokes!
1. Why did the chicken sit on a cake?
Answer: Because it wanted to hatch a birthday!
2. What do you get if you cross a snail with a porcupine?
Answer: A slowpoke!
3. Why did the banana wear pyjamas?
Answer: Because it wanted to go to a sleep-peel!
4. What do you call a dancing cow?
Answer: A milkshake!
5. Why did the robot go on holiday?
Answer: It needed to recharge its batteries!
Number Jokes For Kids
Although math isn’t usually the favorite subject, we thought these number jokes were great. Why not include them in your next lesson plan or even as a homework reward?
1. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9!
2. What did 0 say to 8?
Answer: Nice belt!
3. Why didn’t 4 go to the party?
Answer: Because it was two square!
4. What do you call friends who love math?
Answer: Alge-bros!Why did 10 skip lunch?
5. Why did 10 skip lunch?
Answer: It already ate (8)!
Name Jokes For Kids
These jokes all contain different names. You’ll find puns based on different names, references to famous characters in some jokes, and definitely a lot of laughs!
1. What do you call a man who’s always in a rush?
Answer: Justin Time!
2. What do you call a girl who sings in the shower?
Answer: Melody!
3. What do you call a man who fixes your shoes?
Answer: Heely!
4. What do you call a boy who’s always sleeping?
Answer: Noddy!
5. What do you call a girl who loves books?
Answer: Paige!
Objects Jokes For Kids
These jokes all contain various different objects – from forks to mirrors to computers! Find out what fun can be had with these objects by downloading the jokes here.
1. What did the pencil say to the paper?
Answer: I dot my “i”s on you!
2. Why did the broom get a promotion?
Answer: It swept the competition!
3. Why did the lamp go to school?
Answer: It wanted to be brighter!
4. What did the fork say to the spoon?
Answer: You’re stirring up trouble again!
5. Why did the chair go to therapy?
Answer: It had too many emotional legs to stand on!
Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
‘Knock Knock’ jokes are always such a classic. They’re simple, silly and never fail to bring out a chuckle! Here are some you may not have heard before.
1. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
2. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aw, don’t cry – it’s just a joke!
Sport Jokes For Kids
Whether they love soccer or cheerleading, these are great for those sports loving kids in your life. Here’s a selection of funny sports jokes!
1. Why did the football team go to the bakery?
Answer: To get their quarter-back!
2. What’s a ghost’s favorite sport?
Answer: Boo-ling!
3. Why did the baseball player get arrested?
Answer: He stole third base!
4. What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Answer: A ball hog!
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Answer: In case he got a hole in one!
Christmas Cracker Jokes For Kids
Our favorite part of the Christmas Cracker is always the joke! These jokes would be great for homemade crackers, or just to tell around the holiday dinner table.
1. What do you call a reindeer who tells jokes?
Answer: A Comedi-deer!
2. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Answer: Frostbite!
3. Why was the turkey at the Christmas party so proud?
Answer: He was stuffed!
4. What’s green, covered in tinsel, and goes ribbit?
Answer: A mistle-toad!
5. Why don’t Santa’s helpers ever go on strike?
Answer: Because they have elf-control!
Space Jokes For KIds
Space and its many mysteries fascinates us all – and this often includes kids too. Since they love space so much, they’ll be sure to love these space themed jokes!
1. Why did the sun go to school?
Answer: To get a little brighter!
2. What do planets like to read?
Answer: Comet books!
3. Why did the astronaut break up with the alien?
Answer: Because he needed space!
4. What’s an alien’s favourite place on a computer?
Answer: The space bar!
5. Why don’t people tell secrets in space?
Answer: Because it’s too hard to keep things on the down orbit!
Food Jokes For Kids
Food is a great tool for bringing us satisfaction, pleasure and joy. But it can apparently also be great inspiration for a number of hilarious jokes too!
1. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Answer: Nacho cheese!
3. Why did the student eat his homework?
Answer: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
4. What’s a vegetable’s favourite joke?
Answer: Something corny!
5. Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets?
Answer: Because they might crack up!
Parents Jokes For Kids
The relationship between a parent and a kid is like no other. In honor of this, here’s a number of funny jokes about parents for your kids.
1. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Answer: Because his mum said it was time to go up a grade!
2. What did Dad say when he saw a broken light bulb?
Answer: “Watt happened here?”
3. Why did Mum sit on the remote?
Answer: Because she wanted to take control!
4. What do you get if you cross a mum with a lawnmower?
Answer: A cutting remark!
5. Why did Dad bring a pencil to the party?
Answer: Because he wanted to draw some attention!
Dogs Jokes For Kids
Dogs are beloved family creatures, loyal best friends, and an endless source of joy. See how many laughs they can bring with these dog themed jokes.
1. What kind of dog loves indulging in a good book?
Answer: A labrary retriever!
2. What do you call a dog magician?
Answer: A labracadabrador!
3. Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Answer: Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
4. What’s a dog’s favourite instrument?
Answer: The trom-bone!
5. What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
Answer: A bark-itect!
Halloween Jokes For Kids
Halloween is famously eerie and spooky, so what better time to learn some fun jokes! Try them out next time you’re ‘trick or treating’ for some extra candy if you’re lucky!
1. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Answer: Because he had no body to go with!
2. What do you call a witch at the beach?
Answer: A sand-witch!
3. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Answer: I scream!
4. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
Answer: They’re afraid to unwind!
5. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Answer: Wrap music!
Weather Jokes For Kids
The weather often never fails to surprise us – especially if you live in a four-seasons-in-one-day sort of place! Here’s a number of jokes inspired by the weather.
1. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
Answer: Twister!
2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Answer: Thunderwear!
3. What’s it called when it rains chickens and ducks?
Answer: Fowl weather!
4. What did one lightning bolt say to the other?
Answer: You’re shocking!
5. Why did the sun go to school?
Answer: To get a little brighter!
School Jokes For Kids
School is an important place of learning and a place to socialise. But it’s also somewhere many kids have mixed feelings about attending every day! Here’s some jokes about school.
1. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because her students were so bright!
2. What did the pencil say to the paper?
Answer: I dot my i’s on you!
3. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Answer: To reach the high notes!
4. What’s a math teacher’s favorite place?
Answer: Times Square!
5. Why did the student eat his homework?
Answer: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Animal Jokes For Kids
Who doesn’t love animals!? Whether that’s the cute fluffy types, the ferocious big cat types, the flying feathery types, or even the small and creepy crawlies type.
1. Why don’t elephants use computers?
Answer: Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
2. What do you call a dog magician?
Answer: A labracadabrador!
3. Why did the cow win an award?
Answer: Because she was outstanding in her field!
4. What do you call a sleeping bull?
Answer: A bulldozer!
5. What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
Answer: A woolly jumper!
Christmas Jokes For Kids
Lastly, here’s another batch of jokes which are all perfect for Christmas. Tell them around the festive dinner table, at various Christmas parties, or to loved ones and friends.
1. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
Answer: Sandy Claws!
2. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
Answer: He was picking his nose!
3. What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Answer: Jingle smells!
4. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Answer: Because she’ll let it go!
5. What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
Answer: His north pole!
How to Use these Jokes
Although we’ve suggested a few different ideas throughout this post, there are just so many ways you can use these jokes.
So we thought we’d provide you with a few ideas. This is a non exhaustive list as really, the sky is the limit with what you can do!
Firstly, you could print them and add one to your kid’s school lunch box every day. Give them something to chuckle at before they eat – and they can even share the joke with friends!
You could print a few different joke worksheets, cut out each joke and then put them together into a big bowl or jar. Whenever your kids deserve a reward for completing a chore or doing well in a test, they can do a lucky dip and pull out a joke at random. They can then read it to the family and everyone can have a good laugh!
If you’re a teacher, you can use them as a fun part of a lesson plan, or even as a little resource on a presentation or something like this. To keep your learning fun and your class engaged!
Lastly, you could even use the jokes as inspiration for what to write into cards for your kids or other loved ones. Gift them a good laugh as well as a thoughtful card!
Other Printables
If you enjoyed these 100s of Funny Jokes for Kids, then we have lots of other similar resources you may be interested in too.
If you loved the lunch box joke idea, or you do something like this anyway, then these 100 Funny Lunch Box Notes for Kids may help you find some new material!
Or these Printable Christmas Cracker Jokes would be great if you enjoyed the festive jokes and you’re looking for more for the next batch of Christmas Crackers!